The cant rank for jack shit looky likes a penalty penalty http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/ A Search Marketing Blog Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:09:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The cant rank for jack shit looky likes a penalty penalty http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/comment-page-1/#comment-10727 robwatts Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:25:45 +0000 http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/#comment-10727 Igor - you need a good SEO matey! :) Igor – you need a good SEO matey! :)

]]> The cant rank for jack shit looky likes a penalty penalty http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/comment-page-1/#comment-10702 Igor Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:45:46 +0000 http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/#comment-10702 I feel for you dude! I've just spent the past year working on my site. I have 25 years experience in IT and (many years ago) was one of the worlds top 6 video games programmers. My website uses Flash. I have a 3D star field, Stunning graphics, Interactive live video streaming with Media server 3 for instant customer support, ColdFusion 8, MySQL and a really easy to use interface. It's e-commerse enabled, there's a business back-end that lets me do all my invoicing, accounts etc.. It's the full fucking bollocks. I'm using fab looking custom built Flash Forms with extra Flash just to make it look even better and (though I blow my own trumpet) is among the best looking websites I have ever seen. The trouble is Google LOVE shit fucking websites. HTML, static, crap looking, easy to index shit. Ever had a dump in the toilet that you can't flush? That's google that is. It's a shit that always floats to the top and no matter how hard you try - no matter how many sheets of paper you try to stuff down the bowl to get rid of it, it still floats to the top. There's some cunt with a single page of absolute bollocks, with shit fucking graphics and it looks like he slapped it up in FrontPage in five minutes flat - who ranks #1. He's over 4 pages above me. I haven't had one single fucking phone call for my business and with all the effort I've put in it I think google are absolute cunts. I have tried to optimise my site for SEO and watched my site sink even lower WTF. I'm with you buddy. Bozz P.S. Thanks for letting me blow off some steam I feel a bit better now. P.P.S Igor is not my real name. eeek@squiffy.com is not my email and http://anon.co.uk is not my website. If I put the real details there I'd be commiting SEO suicide. I feel for you dude! I’ve just spent the past year working on my site. I have 25 years experience in IT and (many years ago) was one of the worlds top 6 video games programmers.

My website uses Flash. I have a 3D star field, Stunning graphics, Interactive live video streaming with Media server 3 for instant customer support, ColdFusion 8, MySQL and a really easy to use interface. It’s e-commerse enabled, there’s a business back-end that lets me do all my invoicing, accounts etc.. It’s the full fucking bollocks.

I’m using fab looking custom built Flash Forms with extra Flash just to make it look even better and (though I blow my own trumpet) is among the best looking websites I have ever seen.

The trouble is Google LOVE shit fucking websites. HTML, static, crap looking, easy to index shit.

Ever had a dump in the toilet that you can’t flush? That’s google that is. It’s a shit that always floats to the top and no matter how hard you try – no matter how many sheets of paper you try to stuff down the bowl to get rid of it, it still floats to the top.

There’s some cunt with a single page of absolute bollocks, with shit fucking graphics and it looks like he slapped it up in FrontPage in five minutes flat – who ranks #1.

He’s over 4 pages above me.

I haven’t had one single fucking phone call for my business and with all the effort I’ve put in it I think google are absolute cunts.

I have tried to optimise my site for SEO and watched my site sink even lower WTF.

I’m with you buddy.

Bozz

P.S.

Thanks for letting me blow off some steam I feel a bit better now.

P.P.S

Igor is not my real name. eeek@squiffy.com is not my email and http://anon.co.uk is not my website. If I put the real details there I’d be commiting SEO suicide.

]]> The cant rank for jack shit looky likes a penalty penalty http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/comment-page-1/#comment-10423 Why WP Needs a Compare Cache Against Post Plugin « SEO - Yack Yack SEO Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:26:33 +0000 http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/#comment-10423 [...] even posted a blog post a few months ago, and more or less felt it was Google just digging me out for being me or something. [...] [...] even posted a blog post a few months ago, and more or less felt it was Google just digging me out for being me or something. [...]

]]> The cant rank for jack shit looky likes a penalty penalty http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/comment-page-1/#comment-10257 Steve Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:48:57 +0000 http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/#comment-10257 I am not wondered or shocked because many of my sites always show the same behavior. It is a kinda routine for me. I am not wondered or shocked because many of my sites always show the same behavior. It is a kinda routine for me.

]]> The cant rank for jack shit looky likes a penalty penalty http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/comment-page-1/#comment-10254 New Age Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:39:15 +0000 http://www.yackyack.co.uk/funky-ranking-shit/the-cant-rank-for-jack-shit-looky-likes-a-penalty-penalty/#comment-10254 That is horrible. One good thing about Yackyack is, it has facility to hear the post and I am in love with it. That is horrible. One good thing about Yackyack is, it has facility to hear the post and I am in love with it.

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